meladoodle:

australiansanta:

australiansanta:

what type of rock is a really good friend

an opal

rocks will be your only friends if you ever use this joke




megumiovvo:

chuck-charles:

i made a makeup tutorial for all my fellow feminists out there bye

jfc

watch it




bryanthephotogeek:

Samantha Bee is a role model. 

(Source: drunkonstephen)



dietchola:

i’m so scared that i’m gonna be on this site until i’m like 30



royalteens:

jesus did not die for this

Make peace with your body, it’s not manmade, there are no flaws, there are no mistakes.
Warsan Shire (via seancing)

(Source: monpetitsoulier)



icantdotheonesteptwostep:

shouldertappingghosts:

haiirflip:

today a guy confirmed that at boy sleepovers they do in fact talk about girls and who they like a good majority of the time i just thought this would be useful information


Why does this have so many notes? What did you think we do at sleepovers? Animal sacrifice?

Well thats what girls do



laughawayeternity:

just one more                                                                                                                          episode                                                                                                                               episone                                                                                                                               eapison                                                                                                                               seapson                                                                                                                                    season

(Source: laughawayeternity.tumbl.com)




critink:

force-recon:

nathansummers:

gif-express:

Even past all the mods, They’re still human beings.<3

heroes 

*Unemployed^

Let’s go through the list, shall we?

  • Stalking Cat was a computer programmer before he passed away earlier this year. He was Native American and trying to become closer to his totem animal. Through this, he helped pioneer all types of body modification and holds several Guinness Book Records.
  • Erik Sprague, aka Lizard Man, was a former PhD candidate. He has a bachelor’s in philosophy and is a performance artist: both through international side shows and as a music festival host.
  • Maria Jose Cristerna aka “La Mujer Vampiro”  (Vampire Woman) is the mother of four children and a fuckin’ lawyer. She started her transformation after getting out of an abusive marriage, and has talked out against domestic violence.
  • Rick Genest aka Rico The Zombie is a fucking international model, has more sponsorships than any of us could ever hope, and was featured in Lady Gaga’s Born This Way video. Not bad for a 27-year old former homeless punk, I’d say.
I’m willing to bet you haven’t accomplished nearly as much as any one of these people. They’re not only heavily tattooed, but they’re also impressive as all hell in the “employed” department. But don’t worry about it—feel free to keep trying to make yourself feel better about your average life, average body, and average accomplishments.
 
Successful, employed, intelligent, body mod legends.


akane-tamru:

Today my sister asked me for a glass of cold water and i sarcastically asked her “how cold” and she said “as frigid as your love life”

(Source: the-vashta-nerada)



hannibalspenis:

Why do porn sites have a “Share to Facebook” button.

Who watches porn and thinks You know who would enjoy this?

my friends and family.



the-absolute-best-posts:

holynipples:
smilingtommo:
i kept bugging my mom about not buying me my favorite popsicles
and she kept saying “lacey i will buy them i will buy them relax”
and i came home one day and my mom was like “i bought popsicles” 
so i go to the fridge and open the freezer omg
why did you do this 
mom i know u can hear me
wHY 
WHY TELL ME 
HOW DID YOU EVEN FIND THIS MANY TO BUY AT ONE TIME OMG
I JUST NEEDED TO BRING THIS BACK



  • someone: *says something*
  • me: breaks into a song with a word they just said